Some of you may not be aware, but I’ve written several Patriot-themed filks based on Christmas songs, which can be accessed from my FFnet profile.  For those unfamiliar with the term “filk”, they are humorous parodies of songs created by writing new lyrics for songs.

I’ve written a couple of Lucius-themed filks, which follow below:

You’re a Bad Boy, Lucius M
(You’re a Mean One, Mr Grinch)

You’re a bad boy, Lucius M
You really are a stud
Your blond hair is long and silky,  your blue eyes shine and sparkle, Lucius M
You’re a fine specimen of a wealthy pureblood!

You’re a bad boy, Lucius M
A man witches adore
You smirk and sneer with passion, you’re the height of arrogance, Lucius M
I wouldn’t hex you with a thirty nine and a half foot wand.

Floo, Floo Lucius
(Run, Run Rudoph)

Out of all Death Eaters you know you’re the mastermind
Floo, floo Lucius, Voldie ain’t too far behind

Floo, floo Lucius, Voldie got to make it to town
Draco make him hurry, he can take an auror down
Floo, floo Lucius, spells whizzing and flying around

Said Bella to the Dark Lord, “What have you been longing for?”
“All I want for Christmas is to Avada Albus Dumbledore”
And away went Lucius, his broomstick like a shooting star

Floo, floo Lucius, Voldie got to make it to town
Draco make him hurry, he can take an auror down
Floo, floo Lucius, spells whizzing and flying around