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A Couple of Lucius Filks December 22, 2008

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Some of you may not be aware, but I’ve written several Patriot-themed filks based on Christmas songs, which can be accessed from my FFnet profile.  For those unfamiliar with the term “filk”, they are humorous parodies of songs created by writing new lyrics for songs.

I’ve written a couple of Lucius-themed filks, which follow below:

You’re a Bad Boy, Lucius M
(You’re a Mean One, Mr Grinch)

You’re a bad boy, Lucius M
You really are a stud
Your blond hair is long and silky,  your blue eyes shine and sparkle, Lucius M
You’re a fine specimen of a wealthy pureblood!

You’re a bad boy, Lucius M
A man witches adore
You smirk and sneer with passion, you’re the height of arrogance, Lucius M
I wouldn’t hex you with a thirty nine and a half foot wand.

Floo, Floo Lucius
(Run, Run Rudoph)

Out of all Death Eaters you know you’re the mastermind
Floo, floo Lucius, Voldie ain’t too far behind

Floo, floo Lucius, Voldie got to make it to town
Draco make him hurry, he can take an auror down
Floo, floo Lucius, spells whizzing and flying around

Said Bella to the Dark Lord, “What have you been longing for?”
“All I want for Christmas is to Avada Albus Dumbledore”
And away went Lucius, his broomstick like a shooting star

Floo, floo Lucius, Voldie got to make it to town
Draco make him hurry, he can take an auror down
Floo, floo Lucius, spells whizzing and flying around

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Quiz: Are You a Muggle? November 24, 2008

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Your result for The Are You A Muggle? Test…

Magical Apprentice

Whoosh! You scored a whopping ###%.

You’re in the second highest category. You’ve got a good imagination, you’re not afraid to take “flights of fancy” every now and again, and you probably believe that miracles can happen. There are times when you might be just a little too pragmatic for your own good, but that’s okay. You’re still above average in your “magicality.” Good for you!
Take the Test:  Are You a Muggle?

A Song Filk September 1, 2008

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Some of you may have read my collection of Patriot song parodies/filks, Tavington’s Christmas Revels. I’ve not really taken the time to do some Harry Potter filks, but I did post one on the Leaky Lounge forum a few months ago, which I thought I’d share with you today.  I hope to write more HP themed filks in the future.

Death Eaters
Sung to the tune of “Bad Company”, by Bad Company, 1974

Death Eaters
That’s how we are known
Destiny
As the Dark Lord’s own

Oh, I was born as a pureblood man
Behind a wand I’ll make my final stand
That’s why we follow
Lord Voldemort
And I can’t deny
Lord Voldemort
Till the day I die
Till the day I die
Till the day I die

Dark wizards
Death Eaters we are called
Chose the dark
And threw away the light

The Order
They all know our names
Dark magic is our claim to fame
I will follow him

Lord Voldemort
And I won’t deny
I’m Lord Voldemort’s
Till the day I die
Till the day I die

What Kind Of Wand Should You Have July 15, 2008

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Which wand should you recieve? (Harry Potter)
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You scored as 14″ Oak with Hippogrif TalonYou are pretty tall, and compatible with jinxes. You command a certain respect, and you read plenty…more than average, but a healthy amount. And plus, you’re tough to boot!

14″ Oak with Hippogrif Talon
61%
9 1/2″ Rosewood with Phoenix Feather
57%
8 1/2″ Willow with Hippogrif Talon
57%
11″ elm with phoenix feather
57%
10″ Willow with Veela Hair
57%
7″ Holly with Leprechaun Hair
39%
9″ Ash with Dragon Hearstring
39%
9″ Rowan with Leprechaun Hair
36%
7 1/2″ Birch with Veela Hair
32%
10″ Mahogony with dragon heartstring
32%
8″ Cedar with Unicorn Hair
29%